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// the whitepaper

It is a poop.
That is the whole pitch.

There is no founder with a vision. There is no synergy. There is a small brown thing that fell out of the internet and landed on Solana, and somehow it is still here.

It does not solve anything. It does not want to. It has been asked what its purpose is and it simply sat there, steaming gently, until everyone stopped asking.

You already understand it completely. That is the genius of it. There is nothing left to read.

// independently verified, somehow

Certified facts

Fact 01It floats. Both in water and on the charts. Results may vary on the second one.
Fact 02100% organic, gluten free, and locally sourced from somebody, somewhere.
Fact 03Cannot be rugged. It was already at the bottom when you found it.
Fact 04Smells like opportunity, if opportunity smelled like this.
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